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Name: Danay
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 7/26/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: i am a computer nerd...and if im not there..i am eating....listening to afi((oh yes i love them)) or talking on the phone....davey havok is the frikin sexiest guy in the world!! yes.
Expertise: hmm...well we all know what the one is...**wink wink** lol im just kidding
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  DaveyHavokIzSexi
Yahoo:  angelofdeath0943
Member Since:
10/21/2003
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| mood:: 
well well...here i am again...so bored that im writing in this...it just seems like theres nothing to write anymore...i dont really think anyone wants to knoe how my life is...but hey...i will tell you anyways...
im kinda really mad at my mom...i was looking at our files, and i found a convo that her and one of her friends had...there were so many fucked up things in it... like my dad never does anything [[well he doesnt...but i dont think she needs to go telling people about it]] and she wishes she never has kids n shes a slave n shit like that...when all she does is sit on the computer...im so pissed...
i woke up kinda depressed...yet again...im getting really tired of my family...well not all of them...but you know...my older brother just never does shit but be an ass to everytone but my dad...and the twins dont listen to shit, and they act just like my older brother...my dad is just a conceted ass hole....and gahhh!!!!
boys...omg boys are so gahh...
SURVEY I STOLE FROM JUAN.
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if i were a month, i'd be: JULY
if i were a day of the week: FRIDAY
if i were a time of day, i'd be:1:00 AM.
if i were a planet, i'd be: MARS…
if i were a animal, i'd be: A BUTTERFLY
if i were a direction, i'd be: WEST
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: AN ANTUIQE TABLE
if i were a historical figure, i'd be: GEORGE WASHINGTON
if i were a liquid, i'd be: PEPSI
if i were a tree, i'd be: AN OAK
if i were a bird, i'd be: A HUMMINGBIRD
if i were a tool, i'd be: A HAMMER
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: ROSE
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: RAIN…
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: MEDUSSA
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: DRUMS
if i were an wild animal, i'd be: LION
if i were a color, i'd be: BLACK…
if i were an emotion, i'd be: DEPRESSED
if i were a vegetable, i'd be: POTATO
if i were a sound, i'd be: A SCREAM
if i were an element, i'd be: URANIUM
if i were a car i'd be: MUSTANG
if i were a song, i'd be: THERES TYOO MANY….
if i were a movie, i'd be: THE CROW…
if i were a food, i'd be: ICE CREAM…
if i were a place, i'd be: PISMO!!
if i were a material, i'd be: SILK
if i were a taste, i'd be: SWEET
if I were a scent, i'd be: VANILLA
if i were a word, i'd be: BEAUTIFUL
if i were an object, i'd be: AN OLD FASHONED TELEPHONE
if i were a body part, i'd be: A HAND
if i were a facial expression, i'd be: A FROWN
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: ART
if i were a cartoon character, i'd be: MICKEY MOUSE 
if i were a shape, i'd be a: TRIANGLE
if i were a number, i'd be: 6
if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: A SHIRT
well theres really nothing else to say...so goodbye... | | |
| mood::  ((yawining))
sheesh...i went to bed at 4 this morning...and i got woke up at 11 to clean my house...then my mommy took me to the store to get ice cream n pepsi...then i got home n cooked, then this guy howed up n looked at our house, and old us how much it is worth...and then i fell aslep, and now im here....yes i have had the most boring day there is to have.....ima have kk come spend the night, and well go to the movies tomorrow...if you wanna come...well cya there....
someone had really been bugging me lately...hes so gad damn two faced its not even funny...like when he talks to me, he doesnt act like an ass...n then he writes stuff, and he says stuff to people...and gahhh its bugging me...
other then that, and a few other minor things,,,thugs are going pretty good for me...ive been pretty happy this week......well i must go call my best best, and hang out with her....
much love!!
____Danay____ | | |
| mood:: 
well today has been really boring...
gahhhhh nothing is going on, and i need to go somewhere...im really tired of being home alla time...sheesh...
i think im going to go to the movies tomorrow...if anyone wants to join me, hit me up...
well well, i must go, considering that theres ntohing to talk about...lol...ill update later...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties
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